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They can't cut the crap they've all caught the clap/they're out every Thursday but nurse pay is capped

Three word slogans get Covid done

To be perfectly blunt we're receiving the brunt of publicity stunts by a festering cunt/The pm took a punt on a bald bony grunt who the press won't confront he's a Jeremy Hunt

Please be alert if your lungs hurt

We should get them their coats/we should slice up their throats/we should lend them our votes

If you haven't the morals and the moneys spent you can lie lie lie and then pretend to repent/if you pretend to repent and find there's precedent then you can fib fib fib and it wont make a dent

It's incredibly neat how the trick is complete pow!/the wealthy effete now somehow not elite wow!

Blonde hair smug smirk rich twat posh berk

Now if you are sweet on the blonde teat from Eton/I'll simply repeat son he thinks you're complete scum/Come on get Brexeet done hang on are we reet plums/perhaps let's not sheet on the pillows we sleep on

Eugenicist/hits wife/when pissed

They have played a long con/servatives prey upon/you will not cotton on

Its the little white lie it's the little white lie it's the little white lie that let your Grandpa die/It's the little white lie it's the little white lie it's the little white lie wave your gran goodbye/It's the algor algorithm it's the algor algorithm it's the algor algorithm that can never be forgiven/He's the
human face of inhuman waste he's a waste of space a disgrace to his race

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from Cookery Tips for the Apocalypse, released November 4, 2020

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